Author: Mandy Schreiber

  • Summer Has Left the Oven on and Now We’re Overdone

    Summer Has Left the Oven on and Now We’re Overdone

    It’s too hot out For September *** I want to yell Sweat pooling down my back As I write these words Triple digit days Belong to July Or maybe even August Not September *** Summer and fall have collided A mismatched mashup Both trying to stake their claim Vibrant oranges and reds Decorate both tomatoes Read more

  • Dear Diary: I’m Not Handling the New School Year Well but the Kids Seem Okay

    Dear Diary: I’m Not Handling the New School Year Well but the Kids Seem Okay

    Dear Diary, Well, we’re a solid few weeks into the new school year now. Kids seem to have adjusted well, even with the random changes to the times their schools now start. The high school starts a whopping FOUR minutes earlier. I don’t know what adding four minutes to their day is going to accomplish. Read more

  • Everyday Joy and Random Acts of Magic

    Everyday Joy and Random Acts of Magic

    When I was in middle school, I kept a special piece of string. I don’t remember the exact material, but my guess is embroidery floss, as this was deep in the days of hair wraps and friendship bracelets (bring back the smell of burnt hair, anyone? Just me?). Every time something good happened, I would Read more

  • Haiku: Caught in the Frenzied Dance of Summer Rain

    Haiku: Caught in the Frenzied Dance of Summer Rain

    Summer rain shower How you caught me by surprise So full of passion *** Raindrop cannonballs Pelt the gazebo above Staccato drumbeats *** This frenzied rhythm Pouring out its very soul Holding nothing back *** “Come join me!” it cries “Living wild and carefree!” Each drop beckons me *** As I get ready The answer Read more

  • Dear Diary: Reveling in the Subsequent Quietness

    Dear Diary: Reveling in the Subsequent Quietness

    Dear Diary, Today is the first day of school. Well, technically YESTERDAY was the first day, but today is the first day that ALL the kids are at school. Except for the adult kid. The adult kid doesn’t start for another few weeks and isn’t technically a kid anymore, so I stand by my original Read more

  • The Art of Letting Your Body Speak

    The Art of Letting Your Body Speak

    My body speaks to me. A LOT. It nervously babbles like butterflies in my stomach when my turn is next at karaoke. It sings in delight when I breathe in the intoxicating aroma of honeysuckle. It “gets funky” when I hear a ‘90s song play in the grocery store and I can’t help but move Read more

  • Haiku: The Life of a Dandelion

    Haiku: The Life of a Dandelion

    Dandelion Queen Your beautiful resilience Has captured my heart *** Riches of yellow You wear in your maidenhood Cheerful as the sun *** When wizened with age Your wisdom freely given Wishes in the wind Read more

  • Wednesday’s Words of Wisdom: The Hidden Hike

    Wednesday’s Words of Wisdom: The Hidden Hike

    When going on a “hidden hike” in the middle of a prestigious college campus in Portland, be sure to download the map from the college website so you know where to park and where the trail starts. Verify said details with Google Maps before driving to said parking lot. You’ll still turn too early and Read more

  • Make Your Imagination Work for YOU!

    Make Your Imagination Work for YOU!

    I’m not sure if there’s a correlation between imagination and anxiety, but it sure feels like it. If you’ve been blessed with a vivid imagination, it doesn’t take much for it to run rampant and take over, setting off your inner Young Lad (see Wednesday’s Words of Wisdom) My Young Lad has gotten A LOT Read more

  • Wednesday’s Words of Wisdom: The Happiness Distraction Kit!

    Wednesday’s Words of Wisdom: The Happiness Distraction Kit!

    If you’ve ever experienced anxiety, there’s that dreadful moment when your throat closes, and it feels like someone has placed a 10lb sack of potatoes on your chest or in your stomach, and the overwhelming emotions threaten to take you under. You can tell yourself until you’re blue in the face that it’s all in Read more