Frequently Asked Questions

Is it true you don’t like cheese?

Yes.

If you could only listen to one artist for the rest of your life, who would it be?

Weird Al. He has a robust catalog that crosses many genres, and I end up singing his version of the lyrics when the original song plays, anyway.

Did you really write a haiku every day for a year?

I did. It was the year 2021 and I thought it would be interesting to quantify my day in a limited number of syllables. They can be found on Facebook or Instagram under #MyLifeInHaiku.

Do you have a favorite color?

I love pretty much every color, but if I had to choose only one, it would be purple, unless its my favorite house color, then it would be yellow. Then again, if you’re inquiring about my favorite color to wear, I do look pretty smoking in red.

If you love pretty much every color, what color DON’T you like?

That greenish brown color that resembles sick poop.

Why do most of your drawings have a brown background?

They were originally drawings I made on my kid’s lunch bags.

If you were a Dungeons and Dragons character, what would your alignment and stats be?

Alignment: chaotic good. My best stats would be Wisdom (18), Dexterity (19), and Charisma (17). Intelligence would be okay with a respectable 16, and my dump stats would definitely be Constitution (9) and Strength (8). I’d have expertise in Stealth because I accidentally sneak up on people ALL THE TIME.

When was the first time you stayed up all night reading because you couldn’t put your book down?

It was middle school and the book was The Secret Circle book series by L.J. Smith.

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Be curious. Ask questions.

Let life surprise you with its answers.